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The Pretend Hotel
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Address: 1 Neverland Rd, Neverland, Nevershire, NE1 7ER
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(English Tourist Board)
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Parking: Free, on driveway
The Pretend Hotel
Located in the fashionable Pretend neighbourhood, just seconds to the shops and business park, the 3-star Pretend Hotel enjoys renowned service and amenities that many hotels locally strive to attain. First built as a stately townhouse, it has evolved into an exclusive hotel that infuses contemporary chic with classic luxury and exceptional personal service. We take pride in every impeccable detail, from the gleaming marble art deco lobby to tastefully designed guest rooms with garden views, plush new upgraded bedding, marble bathrooms and wireless high-speed Internet. Here we’ve used one hundred and seven words but we could have used two hundred. The Pretend hotel is not real.