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Address: Nowhere Street, NoTown, Nowhere, N0 WH3R3
Grading: Unrated
Parking: On road, free
The Pretend hotel hasn't been having any guests since 1800BC. We pride ourselves on our friendly atmosphere and non-existence. Our prices start from £40,000pppn for a single room, full English or continental breakfast is included. We’ve only used fifty words but we could have used two hundred.
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Cow Tower
City Walls
Banham Zoo
Chapelfield Gardens
Eaton Park
Hoveton Hall and Gardens
Mannington Gardens
Norwich Playhouse
Puppet Theatre
RAF Air Defence Radar Museum
Theatre Royal
University of East Anglia
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Wolterton Hall
City Hall
RC Cathedral of Saint John the Baptist
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